![]() The person who doesn’t socialize a lot, but would always help you out on a problem. The person who doesn’t say much in meetings, but asks brilliant questions. The person that never seems to work hard, yet their results are beyond amazing. The quiet person in the corner of the office. That’s your average user of TextMate: An engineer with OS X (because that’s the only system where it runs). They need coffee to calm themselves down. Dressed slightly below casual (those jeans really need a wash), always a little jittery and unfocused, they don’t really need coffee to wake them up. After that, they’ll stay for the rest of the day, frantically hacking around on their keyboard. A day cannot start without a holy coffee bean brew in their favorite coffee shop. Your average NetBeans user is obsessed with code and beans. That’s the user of Visual Studio Code: Debugging is made so easy, you don’t even need a compiler any more. Never - and I repeat, never! - would they write their name under a piece of code that contains even the tiniest of bugs. Everything needs to be perfect there is no space for unwanted debris in their life. They’re not unfriendly, but they’re the person who spots the hair in the soup before everyone else. Their shoes are squeaky clean, their hair is neatly groomed, and on their desk there is not one speck of dust. They’re the glue of every team, the knuckle of every book. But everyone knows that nothing would work without them. Always self-sacrificing, if they’ve achieved something, they let somebody else collect the prize money. They’re always there when a helping hand is needed, but they never ask for praise. Always sporting pastel-colored sweaters and bringing breakfast for the whole office, what’s not to like about them? ![]() Your typical Atom user is the friendliest person on earth. Photo by Wonderlane on Unsplash Atom: The Collaborator If your desk looks like this, use Sublime. With so many popups and instant switching even between modified and unsaved files, this is the editor that those people use who think their messiness isn’t only efficient in their heads, but also in their projects. Welcome to Sublime Text - the text editor that cuts through all the clutter. And for reasons that nobody understands, they expect their text editor to take care of all the mess. They have no idea which file they put where, or what they called that variable fifty lines earlier in the code. It’s true, the users of Notepad++ care about their CPU-space as much as about the environment! There’s just one thing they care about even more and it’s - you guessed it - pizza. Or, in other words, welcome to the world of Notepad++: A lightweight tool for MS Windows which promises to save the environment by making your computer less busy. Oh, the faithful folks who still haven’t abandoned Windows! Welcome to the world of messy hair, thick tinted spectacles and navy-blue sweaters that look like they’ve been picked up from a nearby thrift shop, bathed in pizza dough and then washed until they’re clean enough to not lose that pizza attire. But they‘re masters at hiding their inner secrets from the outside world, both on- and offline. One can’t help the feeling that this person is hiding a thousand books worth of life experience behind their business-casual attire. They’ve tried working on a farm, but noticed that the chicken drove them mad while they were trying to code. They’re usually city-hoppers, never staying in one place for more than a few months. Solely for OS X, Coda is for that person next door that always runs around with a shiny new MacBook and creates elusive graphics for the web. Photo by Joe Ciciarelli on Unsplash Coda: The Web-Developer That’s the type that uses WebStorm: Tailored to JavaScript like no other editor, this one is made for people who do JavaScript-World and nothing else.Īct small, dream big. Or, in other words, your average JavaScript developer. The type that would like to see their name in programmers’ Hall of Fame but keeps quiet about that. The kind of person with wild dreams that nobody knows about. ![]() The kind of person who’s clever but doesn’t open their mouth very much. Plus, for reasons that nobody understands, the layout reminds them of the packaging of their favorite beard shampoo… WebStorm: The JavaScript-World Enthusiast Why? Because they can make any site look breathtaking, and Brackets is their go-to tool for that. When did the word Yuppie go out of fashion? It’s a shame, because it fits perfectly to the type of person that uses Brackets: It’s that kid with horn-rimmed glasses, tweed pants and a chest-long, meticulously trimmed beard who’s obsessed with the espresso in the café around the corner. Which doesn’t mean that this story is free of stereotypes! Brackets: The Yuppie Besides, gender-unspecific language is used for obvious reasons. Photo by micah boswell on Unsplashĭ isclaimer: The author is an avid Vim-user, so this story may not be unbiased. ![]()
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